1/2/2013: Legerdemain

Amazing Bob’s Discount Magic Warehouse Saw Trick Kit Instructions:

Step 1. Remove Amazing Bob’s Discount Magic Warehouse Saw Trick Box components from packaging and assemble via included instructions affixed to side panel B2.*

Step 2. Remove Magician’s Glove and Trick Hat from compartment 2 in your Saw Trick Kit and fit according to size chart and adjustment mechanisms.

Step 3. Secure the two separate segments of Amazing Bob’s Discount Magic Warehouse Saw Trick Box to the included 3′ x 2.5′ collapsible rolling tabletops. For best protection against travel damage and atrophy associated with long-term storage, keep Amazing Bob’s Discount Magic Warehouse Saw Trick Box and included collapsible rolling tabletops in the hermetically-sealed, Solid Oak Saw Trick Box Traveler with felt lining** when not in use.

Step 4. Remove the included magic saw blade from foam packaging and set aside for later use. Ensure before use that the saw blade has been adequately dulled for your illusionary purposes. If you find the blade has not been adequately dulled, DO NOT utilize Amazing Bob’s Discount Magic Warehouse Saw Trick Kit. Please immediately repackage the Saw Trick Box and all included components and ship*** them to the return address listed on your original shipping label. You will be shipped a new kit in 4-6 weeks.

Step 5. Affix the patented Foney Feet to the inner compartment at the far end of segment two of your Saw Trick Box. Test the Foney Feet ejection mechanism to ensure realistic deployment and retraction of the Foney Feet when adequate pressure is applied to the pressure plate on the back-side of the compartment.

Step 6. Attain an assistant to enter into the Saw Trick Box, and explain to him/her the actions he/she will need to take in order to ensure successful completion of the illusion. For best results, examine your assistant’s feet prior to their participation before an audience to ensure a close match in complexion and size when compared to your included Foney Feet.

Step. 7. Practice your legerdemain.

Step 8. When you are confident in your abilities, perform the illusion as a component of your own Amazing Magic show.

For even more Amazing Magic, order Amazing Bob’s Discount Magic Warehouse catalog, which contains all the trick kits and accessories you will need to become a master magician, just like Amazing Bob himself! Only $19.95!****

*If your Amazing Bob’s Discount Magic Warehouse Saw Trick Kit is missing the included instructions for Box assembly, contact Amazing Bob’s Discount Magic Warehouse customer hotline at 1800-KL5-9955

**Sold Separately. Call 1800-KL5-9955 for details.

***Postage not paid in advance, Cash refund unavailable.

****Plus $5.95 shipping and handling.

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